This awesome guy named Punch gave me cookies!

Yeah, I was gone for a while, now lick my nuts - I mean, comment on shit!

Yes, it's my 100th post, guys! Now for some material:

0.4 equals Breaking and Entering because B is the second letter of the alphabet and E is the fifth,
so B(2) / E (5) = 0.4!

I may as well post some of the new story, then. I'll be posting quotes from characters I've made up before each chapter.

"All quests begin, and even if you don't finish them,
they'll end sooner or later."
- Archdominus, of the Eastern Human Tribes

Lucev, a royal servant, pulled on a string, therefore starting a reaction sending a gush of wind to Corlin's alarm-horn.
"But I don't have the ceremony until noon," muttered the grumpy prince Corlin Kalten of the kingdom of Macewol. Getting dressed quickly and heading out of his room, he goes to the kitchen where he starts his day.
"Lucev, why did you wake me up at early dawn?" Asked Corlin, bewildered. "Aw, is the lizardsire upset?" Answered Lucev, sarcastically. "Your father told me that Macewol is in danger, to be destroyed by a yet-unknown force."

"Why are you telling me this? We have knights, magi and rangers! You could have asked the general to charge the forces." Corlin shouted. Lucev picked up a pack and handed it to Corlin. "You must go, as we know the evil force may find out about an army marching out towards it, and you have unique abilities nobody else has. Thou must go,"
Lucev replied.

"Thou has food for three weeks, basic supplies and thy useful steamrod." Lucev finished.
"When shall I go?" Corlin asked.
"Now. You'll have to go alone, though, and wear thou armour. You're looking for the Guardian Stone. It sends out a magical signal that is received by a special compass in your pack."
"What is the Guardian stone, Lucev?" Corlin replied, bewildered.
"It will save us from ultimate destruction. You may receive more information about it on your grand journey," Lucev answered. "Go now, my lord, as the rest of the royalty must not hear about this!"
"Alright, friend. I hope to return and see you and the kingdom," Corlin said goodbye.

Corlin walked to the kingdom gates, saluted the soldiers, and walked out. ~Even though I've had this steamrod for years, I've never actually used it~, Corlin thought, flipping through all of the different tools in his application. After an hour he reached the forests just outside of Macewol and heard some kind of... chanting. He stepped on a liquid that was white, sticky and slippery all at the same time. ~God, I hope that's web fluid!~ Corlin thought, slightly nauseated. -Iosedhi yol manos! Iosedhi yol manos!- Corlin was near the group of demonic creatures. He peeked past a tree and saw that the horrible beings were actually forest elves -- chanting, yiffing forest elves at that.

They heard the prince behind the tree, twisting their slender bodies to get at their weapons. -Asehj moys tal?- Corlin knew it was directed at him, but he didn't understand Elvish. "Who goes there?" Asked one elf wielding a crossbow. "It is I, the almighty Prince Corlin of Macewol! Tremble before me or feel my wrath!" Corlin took the dominant approach. The elf fired. The bolt broke Corlin's left arm. Luckily the poison on the bolt only knocked him out. "That is what you get for being overconfident," the elf said.

End of chapter 1. Hope you like it!

Hey! I took thelittleemo's idea, and now YOU GET TO VOTE FOR THE FUCKIN' ACEBALLS :3 FACE!

Voters:

acedareaper
SashaSexyFur
Itsbroken2
shabbo
dino2164

Yes, I saw one of the best movies out there! Now I want to find the complete alphabet for the non-human language. I don't know why some critics rate it so lowly, because I thought it had morals and a storyline, plus pulse cannons and clicky mandibles.

EDIT: I have sour spray candy. I'm gonna take the label off, paint the tube black and put alien symbols on it, and pretend to morph into an alien every time I spray it in my mouth.

Seriously, Bully's off the list. Pic to make up? Also, just go to karlkoolkid1999b's account and in a non-spammy way tell him how egotistical and wrong he is. We don't want the '10 users thinking that a model user is a ten year old with bad rap music.

Psych! Well, I can't think of anything to put in it. Maybe I need someone to help me write sometimes...

Requirements for writing:

- Must have read the story Bully up to so far
-Have good ideas
-ALL applications must be SENT BY PM!
-GOOD GRAMMAR/SPELLING, unless in chatroom (then you can use chatspeak)

Oh my God, we have NINE BUTTONS IN THE NAV BAR! We're unstoppable!

I got Rhythm Heaven on Friday. It fucking ROCKS!

I'm gay. I am, no shit.

TwoKinds was apparently infiltrated, so it'll be blocked as an "attack site" on Firefox. Hopefully, it will blow over soon and we can all catch up to reading, eh?

It's just a normal movie night... or is it? (picture by Shiuk, and yes, that's a shark pup {since it is a cub, it is a shark pup. /technical} )!

Yes, I'm going to type up the second part of chapter two of Bully. This time, you meet Jake's brothers. I'm going to see how long it takes for me to write this. It's 6:15 PM right now.

"Mom, I'm going to Dave's house today," George lied. He wanted to see his lover, and feel him as well.
"Okay, dear, be back before dinner!" George's mom, Mary approved.
The golden-furred husky strapped on his helmet, said a quick "bye", and went the direction opposite his friend Dave's house.

George got to Jake's house in roughly ten minutes, completely ready for what the Doberman had in store for him.

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Jake was in his bedroom pleasuring himself almost ready to cum, and then his four-year-old brother Tyler came in. The 13-year-old was too busy doing what he was doing to notice him, until a very curious cub went up to him and asked "What are you doing with your thingy, and what's that stuff dribbling out?"
"Aaaahhh! I'm not doing anything!" An embarrassed and startled Jake covered, losing his erection. "Go away and play now!"
"Fine," Tyler mumbled.

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George went up to Jake's house and rang the doorbell, which caused a high schooler to open up the door and snarl "Whaddya want?" This was obviously one of Jake's brothers.
"Oh, I'm just here to see Jake, I'm George, one of his friends," George replied.
"Jake, your BOYFRIEND is here!" the older sibling of Jake's yelled up in the direction of the staircase upstairs.
That caused both husky and Doberman to flush.

"Riley, we're just friends!" Jake replied, soon after coming downstairs.
"Sure you are," The snarky Riley replied.
"Um, Jake, why don't we watch TV for a while?" George butted in.
"Yeah, that's a good idea!" Jake accepted.

"Huh, Riley sure is a charming character," George joked.
"Ha ha, yeah. But I have this younger brother, Tyler. He caught me jacking off, and he's only four years old!" Jake changed the subject.
"Wow, that's not good. Well, why not meet the little fella? I mean, all that's on are reruns anyway." George said.

They got up to Tyler's room, and there was no young cub. They checked in the back yard, and still, no luck. They even dared to open up the bathroom door a bit, and there Tyler was on the toilet, working his small shaft with mineral oil as his lube.
"Tyler's good for a kid under ten," George whispered. "This is his first time and he's almost a pro!"
Jake replied by opening the door the rest of the way. Tyler covered up his cubhood and told George "This is what I saw Jakey doing! He was talking about George, but I don't know him."
"Stop doing that! It's only for big kids and grownups to do!" Jake defied.
Tyler just ran out of the bathroom after that.

"I want to do so many bad things with you," Jake teased when they were behind the locked door of his bedroom.
" I... I have to tell you something, Jake. I was dreaming about you ramming me in my tailhole, and it felt so good. I guess I said something out loud, because my mom told me to talk with her, and I told her everything. Please forgive me, I didn't want to tell her." George admitted, ashamed.
"It's okay, I understand. But now you need to jack me." Jake said sincerely, but adding a price.
"Yeah, I want to do that for you," George accepted, relieved.
But first, Jake leaned in to kiss Jake passionately, both of them enjoying it.

George played with Jake's cock still under his jeans.
"Mm... work your magic!" Jake moaned.
Slowly, drawing out the process, George undid the button to his and Jake's pants, and then pulled the zippers down. They shook the pants off, pulled down their underwear, took off their shirts and jumped on the bed. They cuddled and kissed until they both had sufficient hard-ons and then George spat in his hands, rubbed them together and attacked his and Jake's dicks. After a while, Jake sucked on one of his fingers and crept up to George's tailhole. The husky gave a little yelp of surprise and relaxed into the rhythm, both dogs on the edge of orgasm.
"Jake, sit upright. I'm gonna blow you," George demanded.

Jake did that, with George still jacking himself. He started bobbing slowly, and he worked up until he almost swallowed Jake's young penis. He then got out his other free hand and ran it across the open shaft of Jake's, then he did to Jake what Jake did to him: he fingered the Doberman.
After a minute or so Jake gave a warning. "I'm going to cum soon, George!" The husky went even faster, ready to taste the cum. "Ungghh!" was all he got from the already-orgasming Jake, quickly followed by his load of warm seed. The taste was strange at first, but George was loving it after the first few seconds. He sucked Jake's sensitive cock until he got the last of the semen. After George's head was back up he got a very unexpected lick on his member from Jake, causing him to orgasm.

They kissed and hugged for a few more minutes until it was time to say goodbye, so they dressed and George was on his bike and back home in just a few minutes. "You're home early," George's mom said, surprised.
"Yeah, Dave had dinner early," George replied. And while saying that, he thought "And I had dessert before dinner."

Finishing time: 7:34.

So, do y'all like it or hate it? And sorry thelittleemo and CowboyEmo, I already had this planned, so no wolves.

And it was really good, until my mom and sister and even myself had to go shit. So, I didn't cum. I WAS IN THE BATHROOM, THEY WEREN'T. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW GREG?

In OTHER news, what animal do you want Mrs. Goldhearth to be? Note: only vote if you read at least the original parts to my story Bully, k?

In OTHER other news, I am eating Smoki peanut puffs! If you don't like peanut puffs, STFU!

In OTHER other other news, go to Yiffstar, find my profile, click on that story section, go to the story, and rate/comment/fap.

GUISES, U SHUD RELY VOTEVOTEVOTEVOTEVOTEVOTEVOTEVOTE. YUS, U SHAL. Or else my series will die or I'll have to branch the storyline.

I need some ideas for the next part of Bully. Remember, two parts to a chapter! I already have a couple of ideas. One, Jake/George is sick, the other goes over to the sick one's house while the parents are away, and they yiff, or two, we have them both at school and we meet some staff. Flame, vote, suggest. Do what you want. Guess which one gets you banned from commenting?